“I’m Truly Shy”

What undress club do you currently dance in?

I’m not a exotic dancer currently. I haven’t been for over a year. I’m busy being a construction contractor now! I do miss learning fresh pole tricks and becoming stronger and more supple. If the poles in DC exotic dancing clubs weren’t so short, I’d be all over ’em anew. I love long poles.

How lengthy had you been exotic dancing?

About a year altogether. Not terribly long, I know.

Did you originally go to an exotic-dancer school or are you self-taught?

Self-taught. I used to go in early when no one was there, with my laptop, and try to mimic some of the more-complex moves I would discover on YouTube.

Did u do pole dancing? Any girl on girl stage play?

Yes, I actually adored pole exotic dancing all by itself. I’d do some girl-on-girl stage play with girls I befriended, too. I loved girl/girl play. Hell, I adore any job where I receive paid to sexually harass my coworkers.

Did u do lap dances also?

Yeah. My lap dances were hot!

What type of costumes and shoes did u love wear on stage?

I looked beautiful great in my schoolgirl outfit and PVC dominatrix-bitch boots with the braces and all. But I likewise had dresses and neon bikinis and the ever-classy plastic stripper heels. I wish I got the ones with the lights in them. Hell, I want I discovered some with little plastic fish floating in ’em. I’d have worn the hell without these! With a stringy, darksome, knicker micro-bikini and a cane and a humongous fuzzy, purple pimp hat with zebra stripes. With some purple sunglasses. That would have been my look hands down-70s style pimp, workin’ the exotic dancer pole. Copulate…if I had one regret about quitting, it’d be not wearing that.

What mistakes do men make in lap dancing clubs?

Not tipping well. Almost all other things can be forgiven, but strippers are there to make specie.

What should a boy talk about if he’s spending time with a dancer in a lap dancing club?

No thing. Shut up and have fun a naked beauty stripping on you!

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