Counsel My Ass!

Counsel My Wazoo!

“Ivan, u can tell me everything,” guidance counselor Jenny Mason, Fourty three, says to her scholar Ivan. “What you say here is confidential.”

“Well, Ms. Mason,” Ivan sputters. “I must score some condoms from you. My goddess wants to go all the way. I heard u have condoms for free.”

“Sorry, Ivan, but I am all out of condoms,” Ms. Mason says. “You’re the tenth student that’s come by this week. The school is supposed to acquire more next week.”

“I can not wait untill next week,” Ivan protests. “What if my girlfriend changes her mind?”

“Well, there’s always oral-sex,” Ms. Mason offers.

“I’m over blow jobs,” Ivan says. “I need something recent, but I don’t desire to knock her up.”

“Well, if it is gestation you wanna stop, there is one way to have sex, but your girlfriend might not be willing for what I am about to show you,” Ms. Mason says.

Reveal him?

“You see, Ivan, first you undress your goddess ally and bow her over. You acquire her arsehole fine and succulent. Then you bend her over and whisper in her ear, ‘I’m going to bonk u up the wazoo now.'”

Yep, that is right, display him. ‘cuz in this guidance counselor’s office, nobody goes out into the world without hands-on experience. Not to mention cock-in-the-guidance-counselor’s-ass experience.

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